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| Looking up canyon from a belay on Shune's Buttress. |
After a week of climbing and guiding in Red Rock, Nevada the real mission of my trip was coming to take shape. Matt Kuehl, Ryan Strong and I had planned on spending a week in the picturesque climbers paradise Zion National Park near Springdale, Utah. Unfortunately a torrent from the Northwest had swooped in and soaked most of the Mojave in a spring deluge. This put a halt in our plans and we messed around for a day in Southern Nevada at Keyhole Canyon. The Keyhole is a cool, novel crag to explore on rainy days- it's not much other than that though and I was obviously becoming impatient as I desired to be high up on a wall overlooking the Virgin River.
Last Tuesday we loaded up Matt's van and my Jeep with climbing gear, beer and cigarettes. The necessities of a desert climbing trip. Without much hesitation we left the city Hunter S. Thompson called, "the home of the death of the American dream" and steered our vessels in the direction of the towering walls of Zion National Park. After a short three hours we were basking in the sunny rays of southern Utah. We set up camp outside of the park at a plot of BLM land known as Smithsonian Butte, cracked open a beer and decided to drive to the Park and ride the tram for a while and scope out the lines we had chose to climb. The psyche level was high and just seeing the Technicolored walls striated in shades of ocher, rust and burgundy lit up by the setting sun sparked an insatiable fuel to climb in all of us.
But a good warm up to Zion stone is always a welcome opportunity before getting way high up on the steep, long walls. We thought climbing
Mean High Tide on the Cerberus Gendarme would be a good start but unfortunately a slow start over loose, chossy rock forced us to rethink this decision and instead we cragged some of the classic single pitch lines at the base of the Gendarme. A few notable classics include
Squeeze Play, Fails of Power, Scarlet Begonias, Flip of the Coin and a new personal favorite
Intruder. What started as a bad day feeling as if I had let the team down by opting to back-off the first pitch of
MHT turned into a great day of single pitch lines in a beautiful area of the park. Personally, the day of cragging turned my mood around as I onsighted (unfortunately in poor style, grabbing the chains at the end of the pitch) the delicious splitter finger crack
Intruder which gets a grade of 5.11+. My first ever ground-up traditional onsight of the grade... super psyched!
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| Ryan and Matt rappelling off The Monkeyfinger. The 5.11a second pitch visible. |
Later in the evening after devouring a delicious meal of burritos, the gang decided that a go up on
The Monkeyfinger would be the best choice for the following day. I had been on the route already last fall with Eric Whewell and I thought this time around would be a good opportunity to redpoint the crux (5.12b) pitch low on the route. Matt and Ryan would certainly enjoy the wide pitches and the thin hands pitches (their strong suits) and I could lead the lower pitches. It sounded like a good plan but the following morning when we rolled up to the Temple of Sinawava, the whole area was damp and seeping. We opted to climb the first two pitches to have a first hand look at the conditions and not to our surprise, the stone was damp. Damp, fragile Zion rock is not good for taking crux zingers... so we headed down river to the Minotaur Tower and tackled
The Megamahedral (5.11, III/IV). This went without a hitch and seeing as I had led my "block" the remaining pitches were up to Matt and Ryan to lead.
The first lead was Ryan's and was a megapitch... roughly 220' feet of tough, varied climbing clocking in at 5.11. The first pitch was a long, right facing dihedral that varied in style from offwidth to chimney to thin hands and ended on a beautiful, big belay ledge below an enormous chimney. To the left of the chimney is a 5.10+ offwidth pitch that was a little run-out. Despite the run-out, Ryan cruised the pitch and the pitch ended on another beautiful belay ledge. Above this was Matt block of leads. His first pitch kicked off with a wide-hands pitch in a right facing corner for 100' until a left-angling roof was encountered. At the roof fingery climbing out right led to a awkward slot and 30' of run-out, sandy slab climbing that was most likely terrifying to lead... nice work Matt! After this 5.11 pitch another 5.9 pitch led up an obtuse corner which led to a handcrack in a headwall that led to a belay ledge at some trees. From here, the last pitch led to the summit tower... this was my lead and the rock was covered in moss and loose rock. But reaching the summit was spectacular!
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| On the summit of The Minotaur tower at Angel's Landing. |
Reaching the summit of the Minotaur boosted the team morale and raised the psyche to Level Midnight (very high, in case you were wondering). And after we had a team dance session back at camp to The Talking Heads we decided a rest day would be in order after we had essentially "linked up"
The Monkeyfinger and
The Megamahedral in a day, no less! Our rest day included 3.2% beer sipping by the river while looking for crystals. We didn't find any crystals but we did sip some beer and find some cool looking rocks while we waited for
The Intruder to go into the shade. We wanted to get some photos of the route and Ryan wanted to redpoint the burl doggin' line. Check out Matt's blog sometime in the near future for photos of how that turned out... We both pretty much lobbed some big air off the top of the route.
After the rest day, which was concluded with warm PBR at the base of
Intruder, we rallied to get all the gear together to have a go at one of Zion's mega classic long, free routes;
Shune's Buttress. Who is Shune? Not sure but the route was put up by Steve Chardon and Dave Jones and eventually freed by none other than Conrad Anker. A towering piece of steep rock on the northeast flank of Red Arch Mountain, the buttress is certainly a free climber's wet dream. The buttress is home to
Shune's and another hard route that looks interesting,
Rites of Passage. We hit the tram early in the morning on Saturday and was at the base of the route around 845AM. From there it took us 9 hours in a team of three to summit and return to the base of the route... here's how it went down:
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| Shune's Buttress climbs the right facing corner in the shadow. |
Approach: Take the free tram (in peak season) to the Grotto picnic area. Once in the picnic area head north and east to a sign that says, "AREA BEYOND THIS POINT CLOSED TO ALL ACCESS." disregard this sign and forge through to a trail on the right. Follow this trail to the base of the route, scrambling towards the end to gain the ledge at the beginning of the splitter corner that is the first pitch.
Pitch 1: 5.11c 160' The opening pitch of the route is reportedly the crux. The first two pitches of the route were my block to lead. So, with this knowledge I was pretty hyped up to be leading what I thought was the hardest pitch on the route. The route begins with a wide section that leads to a 100' section of 1" crack in a varnished corner. Looking up at the pitch it looks intimidating but the adjacent walls are featured allowing for many decent footholds. Sustained jamming leads to a slight rest. After this rest a wide section must be negotiated and from there weird 5.10+ climbing is encountered. Definitely weird. Definitely awesome.
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| Matt following on the first pitch. |
Pitch 2: 5.9 90' Above the comfy belay ledge of pitch one, a looming wide crack through a roof awaits. This section is relatively difficult but the following chimney is even more weird and sustained. A pretty mellow pitch, comparatively, leads to a two bolt belay below a long, wide squeeze chimney.
Pitch 3, 4, 5: 220' 5.10+ When the three of us had talked about breaking up the route into blocks it came to our attention that leading all these pitches together to create one "megapitch" would be the best option. We had two 70m ropes and the "megapitch" ended up being just shy of 230'. This means Matt would be leading one gigantic offwidth/fists/chimney pitch. It worked out well and the pitch was certainly mega- mega wide, mega challenging and mega fun. Mega. After the meganess a mega belay ledge was reached and afforded us some mega views of a mega National Park. Mega bolted belay.
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| Matt starting up the megapitch that comprises pitches three, four and five. |
Pitch 6: 5.11a 50' This was a shorty and sporty pitch. It's a leftward traverse off the belay on some marginal crimps. It was strange climbing on crimps again... we had been climbing splitter cracks for so long, something that used to feel familiar now felt foreign. Either way, we all moved through the pitch easily and all bunched up at a not so comfortable belay perch right on the arete of the buttress. Looking up at the next pitch... things were starting to get real...
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| Ryan flowing through the 5.11a moves on the 4th Pitch. |
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| Matt hanging at the belay after Pitch 4. |
Pitch 7: 5.11+ 150' Ryan's big lead lay ahead and looked extremely exposed and very difficult. A jagged finger crack splitting the dead vertical wall led to a roof... from there, one could only guess. But Ryan moved through the crux pitch quickly enough but fell at the roof because pulling a roof on ringlocks is nothing close to easy. The .5 Camalot sized crack was a hard one for him to wrangle but he eventually pulled through and set up a hanging belay in a pod. This pitch was definitely the crux and definitely one of the BEST pitches of rock I have ever climbed. Fluid movement, beautiful stone and sobering exposure all add up to one classic pitch of rock climbing.
Pitch 8: 5.9 160' The final pitch was a beautiful splitter hand crack through the headwall. Not only was it a perfect angling splitter but in addition to the crack were innumerable face holds to crimp on for a long, grand finale. Ryan styled this pitch and as we followed we each knew we had completed an uber classic route. The upper headwall was one of the most grand pieces of rock I have climbed.
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| Matt greeting the camera on top of the route. |
Descent: Two double-rope rappels off the northwest face lead to the top of Pitch 5. From here, two single rope rappels (70m only) lead to the ledge on top of Pitch 2. From here, a long double rope (70m only) rappel leads to the base of the route. A short hike back to the grotto leads to the tram which leads to ice cold beer in a cooler. Enjoy!
The route is a fucking classic. Pitch after pitch of beautiful climbing on beautiful rock in a relatively quiet setting. A beautiful summit affords astounding views of an idyllic National Park. Easy approach, big belay ledges and a quick descent are all added bonuses to the fine climbing this route has to offer. If you climb the grade, you must climb this route!